Take everything out of the fridge so that all the ingredients can come to room temperature. Why Trump thinks the quality of cake is relevant to the rundown of this serious event, we cannot guess, except to note he loves promoting Mar-a-Lago It’s also unclear if he was referring to the chocolate cake below that appears to have been served at Mar-a-Lago since at least 2015 , or some singular creation (the night’s menu lists chocolate cake with vanilla sauce and dark chocolate sorbet , but Mar-a-Lago didn’t respond to an inquiry about specifics).
We’re talking about life-changing cake, with whole milk yogurt for moisture and espresso powder for depth, cream cheese chocolate frosting (CHALLENGE ME, I DARE YOU) for the layers, and a chocolate chip exterior that gets pressed into the frosted cake by way of a little regular-people-make-fancy-cakes hack involving cardboard.
My friends Carolyn Ketchum of All Day …